New Shoes

A night of boo-hooing makes you sleep through your impossibly loud alarm and arrive late to work. Two-and-a-half hours tardy, to be exact.

I'm wearing new shoes today. They're chocolate brown, suede loafers, and they've got a chocolate brown velvet ribbon wrapped around the foothole, and then tied in a neat bow on top. They're very WASP-y, channeling Charlotte York-Goldenblatt.

I feel better today.