Because it's Necessary.

I'm dying of workdom. It's for the birds, although I doubt they enjoy it either. So.... join me friends. Participate.

1. REAL NAME
Mary Anna Brown

2. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:(mother and fathers middle names)
Marie Leonard. Good to know in case I ever testify in a high-profile mob murder trial.

3. NASCAR NAME:(first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
Jackson Leonard. Hmmm... I wonder if he's related to Marie?

4. STAR WARS NAME:(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Broma

5. DETECTIVE NAME:(favorite color, favorite animal)
Green Lion

6. SOAP OPERA NAME:(middle name, town where you were born)
Anna Hendersonville

7. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The Red Tea. I guess I could be "The Red T."

8. PILOT NAME:(first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Mawn. Yawn.

9. ROCK STAR NAME:(current pets name, current street name)
Stella Knox. I rock.

10. GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)
Marizzle

11. IRAQI NAME:(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name)
Aoanryown. This question seems slightly offensive. And I think my name is more appropriate for Middle Earth.

12. GOTH NAME:(black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black Jack. Ooooooh beware of me.

13. NAME BACKWARD:
Nworb Anna Yram. I am a palindrome. Jealous?