Fashionista Porn

I love award show season. All of those epicurean dresses on the red carpet... it feels like fashionista porn. The SAG Awards were Sunday night, and the gown turnout was a bit disappointing. In fact, the majority were atrocious. Let's just say that the Fug Girls are going to have a heyday. So instead, we'll focus on the positive.

Jennifer Hudson

America Ferrera

Eva Longoria

Katherine Hiegl

Jaime Pressly

Demi Moore

Teri Hatcher

Laura Leighton

Helen Mirren

Will Smith & Jada Pinkett-Smith

Someday, I will have a husband that will honor my presence like the Fresh Prince honors his wifey.

You know I couldn't post a red carpet review without a little snark, and this time, I'm going to pick on one of my favorite actresses.

Rachel McAdams, wearing "oh-no-she-di-nt"