Red-Handed

I just dropped a bottle of Sally Hansen's Laquer Shine Nail Color in Dazzling on my light-beige tiled bathroom floor. It shattered into about five large pieces, and lots of little pieces. Of course, the electric red contents of the bottle splashed all over the floor, on the baseboard, on my cabinet. My bathroom looked like a crime scene. I had to dispose of the evidence. While I managed to get the floor clean, I somehow got red nail polish under my nails, in the creases of my hand, and even some on my forehead. Guilty as charged.